After writing this, the police came to my door and smacked me with a restraining order stating I was not to come within 50m of an analogy ever again.

You commit yourself to a goal over the weekend, lets say carving a totem pole out of wood. So diligently over the next few days you sit and you work, there are eyes, a few mouths, a set of wings and even some fruit. Then on Sunday night your chisel runs out of battery and due to you having a problem with your brain being missing you hadn’t saved your totem pole.

So, I lost my blog post on Barcelona.

Happily the canoe I was also carving this weekend is almost to a stage where I’m happy with it. To combat Melbourne’s unique take on winter, Red Paper Crane is now a sunny yellow.

The Native Americans would be so proud.

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