Things I should stop doing:
- Refering to peoples children as “their spawn”.
- Forgetting to put deodorant on in the mornings.
- Answering the phone at work with my mouth full.
- Jumping back into bed after my shower in the morning.
- Eating Macaroni and Cheese (« from Post Secret).
- Swearing.
- Neglecting to supplement my alcoholic beverages with water.
- Drinking cold coffee.
- Dreaming of Candy.
- Talking about the colour of my pee.