Things I should stop doing:

  1. Refering to peoples children as “their spawn”.
  2. Forgetting to put deodorant on in the mornings.
  3. Answering the phone at work with my mouth full.
  4. Jumping back into bed after my shower in the morning.
  5. Eating Macaroni and Cheese (« from Post Secret).
  6. Swearing.
  7. Neglecting to supplement my alcoholic beverages with water.
  8. Drinking cold coffee.
  9. Dreaming of Candy.
  10. Talking about the colour of my pee.

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